quenchiestcactusjuice:

stravaganza:

moonblossom:

New and much-improved translator! by ~BlackHatGuy

Holy crap you guys it’s a Gallifreyan translator I legit got out of bed to post this link.

omfg

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

lizthefangirl:

piratesherlyholmes:

SUGAR

HONEY

ICE 

TEA

#I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE DREAMWORKS! 

*sPITS DRINK*

other-wordly:

pronunciation | “ne-me-‘siz-m

Only the Avatar can master all four elements 
and bring balance to the world.

windydude:

it does not rain in south east asia, it singapours

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Haven’t you heard? I don’t have a heart. Everyone knows that.

julietspencers:

• fetuses do not think
• they do not “scream out” when they are aborted
• they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion
• they aren’t “sad” when you abort them
• they do not “realize what is happening”

And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts